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| The
phrases on this
page origin all from short messages / texts (SM) of Tunisians.
It is just a small selection from a big repertoire which
ultimatively keeps repeating itself using the ever same thoughts and
words. Mostly, the messages are sent in english or french.
It shall here not be proven how simple the language is that is used in
the messages - or that that sometimes very obvious lies are
transmitted, since this happens as well in other
countries.
The examples of this page are given to show that the bandwidth of the
phrases is, despite their richness, relatively small. Everyone who has
a relation with a
tunisian "bezness"
man, without exception, has heard
or read
multiple of them already!
Every woman who thinks that it is only HER lover who only sends such
messages to HER or who picks and composes HIS words so carefully and
romantically might think different after she has read the below texts:
Love:
- I
love you and I
can't live without you
- I adore you
- My
life has changed since I met you
- I love you since
I saw you for the 1st time
- You are safe
- You
are the most beautiful / nice / intelligent /
sweet girl / woman in the world
- I was lost until
I found you
- Now my life has a meaning
- Please
come to me soon
- I need you
- I
can’t live my life without you
- You are
my woman
- I miss you, I love you, Will you marry
me?
- My God says you are my woman.
- I
'm poor for now...but my heart very rich of
love...and all it's yours
- I am for you and you
are for me.
- You are my life my love
- Your
voice is so nice / sweet
- I want to make a baby
with you
- I want a baby from you. It will be the
nicest and
sweetest baby in the world
- I want to grow old
with you
- Our last night shall be like the cream
on the milk
- If you are sad, remember there is one
person in the
world who loves you
- You are good woman, woman for
family
I am different:
- I will never ask you for money
- I
am with you because I love you - all the other guys
have women who buy them cars, houses, businesses, give them money or
marry them for visas. I don't have any of those things. I have a bad
life
- I am with you because I want to be with you
- I
am different, I never ask anyone for anything
- Trust
me, I am different. I don't joke, I am serious
- Stop
thinking so much. You think too much, have I
given you any reason not to trust me
|
Money:
- My grandmother is ill she needs an operation but
it
is very expensive
- My mother is sick
- I
will I have to go to the army unless I can pay 5000
dinars to get out of it
- I'm in the army and I
need 20000 dinars to buy me out!
- My
son/daughter/brother/sister is getting married and
I'm working round the clock to pay for it!
- It is
winter now I new a new thick coat.
- I need some
clothes for the winter as I do not have
any
- I haven't eaten all day (please send money
lest I
starve to death...!)
- I need to buy a
cow, the last one died and
it's really important for our future it costs 800 dinars!
- I
need 10000 for my divorce before i can marry you
- Send
me 500 EUR/UKP/USD to rent an apartment for the
week you are coming out to visit me
- We only need
15000 dinars to finish the house
- I love my family
but they are poor and I need to help
them
- But I am not ok because I want to buy a
Macintosh to
my older brother and they are too expensive... but I don't
want your money!
- My telephone was stolen
- My
telephone fell into the water and is now broken
- I
need a pair of sportshoes (Nike, Adidas)
- We
are 4 children and my father is working too much
already
- We don't have the money to buy a sheep
for the holiday
- I cannot pay the rent for my
shop, can you help?
- I was robbed on my way home
and they stole me all the
money you gave me and my telephone
Personal Excuses:
- Why you like to make me angry?
- What
have I done, why don't you trust me, I could
have anyone, but you are the only one in my heart
- I
have never lied to you. It was the first and only
time.
- My love, forgive me for talk loud to you
but you make
me crazy and angry
- If I hit you again I will cut
off my hand, but you
make me do it!
- I am a good man
- I
have changed, I am not anymore like I was before
Poverty / Depression:
- I am poor
- Can’t
find job
- There are no jobs
- I
am so sad that I can not find a job
- I hate this
job
- I have problems
- I am
not ok
- I kill myself
- I will
have to work until I drop dead
Swearing:
- I swear ...
- My God says ...
- By
the eyes / head of my mother
| Leaving the country:
- I love my country (but you
can’t have a
good life here)
- I love my country so so much
- I
am happy in Tunisia, I don't ever want to leave my
country.
- OK, I will leave my country if it will
make you happy
- I tell my mother and she cries but
it is ok she wants
me to be happy
Family:
- I already told my family about you and they are
so
happy for me
- My family is so excited to meet you
- I
love my family so so much
Excuses for telephone switched
off:
- The
battery in my mobile needed charging - that's why
my phone was off
- I lost my watch so I didnt know
the time
- I've been sleeping
- I've
been very sick with a cold (so I haven't been
able to answer your calls)
- I ran out of credit so
I couldnt call you for one
month
Excuses for others
numbers / calls / messages:
- My friend used my
phone the texts are for him!
- My friend sent them
when he was drunk
- My friend used my mobile to
text / speak to his
Russian girlfriend
- It was not another woman just
Tunisiana / Telecom
asking questions about the service
Various:
By
the way
... a lot of extraordinary greasy and longing love texts,
preferably in french or english,
can be found in the telephones of many tunisian men and women.
Somewhen someone must have worked very hard to copy
them from
one of the many collections in the Web (the percentage of
contributors from normally arabic speaking countries is especially high
with such collections)...
If you
received or heard other interesting phrases, and if you'd like to add
them to this collection, please do send them to us by email! :-) |
